Have you ever met Little Miss Bouncy…?Posted: July 6, 2012
When I say something, I mean it. All I wanted to do is walk my dog, look around and feel like I somehow do not live with a bunch of self-absorbed, halo-wearing twenty-year old entitlement ridden brats.
I was enjoying walking my dog, my day was going fine until I saw Little Miss Bouncy coming towards me with her dog.
Here’s the exchange:
Little Miss Bouncy: Hello! Oh, you have a dog too… My dog LOVES to play.
Me: (Flat toned) Hello. Please stop there, my dog will eat your dog.
Little Miss Bouncy: No way… that is not true. Here, let’s let them play – all dogs like to play together!
Me: (A bit annoyed but still polite) No! My dog does not play well with others. Please stop walking towards me.
Little Miss Bouncy: Ah, but they would like to play together. MY DOG LOVES other dogs. (Starts letting her dog get closer….)
Me: (Now, I have had it!) Stop the F*** there! My dog DOES NOT LIKE YOUR DOG!
Here’s the Thing…. to that self-absorbed, halo-wearing person, when you are talking to someone…. LISTEN or that halo will be bitten off.